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Good day Sir/Ma,
Do you need a part time job? I am looking for someone who can handle my personal and business errands at his/her spare time. Someone who can offer me these services: Mail services: Receive my mails and drop them off at UPS(nothing illegal)Shop for Gifts Bill payment ( pay my bills on my behalf)Sit for delivery( at your home) or pick items up at nearby post office at your convenience. Let me know if you will be able to offer me any/all of these services.
Thank you! Andy
COPIED AND PASTED EXACTLY THE WAY I RECIEVED IT...I DIDNT FALL FOR IT OF COURSE, I GET THIS CRAP ALL THE TIME, AND IM GONNA REPORT THEM EVERYTIME, AND POST WHEREVER I CAN TO WARN OTHERS! UNFORTUNATELY THERE ARE SOME VERY NAIVE' PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WHO DONT KNOW ABOUT THIS TYPE OF STUFF. IT ESPECIALLY MAKES ME ANGRY THAT THE ELDERLY ARE THE MOST LIKELY TO BE RIPPED OFF BY THESE LOWLIFE SCUMBAG THIEVES! YEAH, IM A LITTLE PISSED, SORRY...

Hello,
I got your email through America online database.I am looking for someone that can handle my business errands during his or her spare time.I need your service because I am constantly traveling abroad on business. I own an Art Gallery
Responsibilities 1. Receive my mail and Drop them off at the post office or shipping center. 2. Pay my bills on my behalf and sit for delivery at home. 3. Pick up my items at your nearby post office at your convenience. 4. When you get my mail or package, you would mail all items to where I want them shipped. .All expenses and shipping charges will be covered by me.
The contents of the packages are mostly art materials and paintings. In addition, there will be clothing I need for business and personal letters. No heavy packages is involved
I would love to meet with you to discuss this job in more detail, but I am currently away on business in China. If you decide to accept the position, please read the employment requirements listed below.
EMPLOYMENT REQUIREMENTS:
A. You are an honest and trustworthy citizen. B. You will be required to work between 15 and 20hrs a month C You need to be able to check your EMAIL 3 to 5 times daily.
THE PAY IS $500 WEEKLY and you are entitle to a brand new car after 1month if you are hardworking and honest with me, WHICH IS NOT A BAD OFFER.
In closing, I have a couple of questions for you.
First, If I were to mail you money to do my shopping plus an upfront payment for your service, where would you want it mailed to?
Second, how would you like for your name appear on the money or check?
Maybe you can provide me with the following details below
Full Name: Full Address: City: State: Zip Code: Phone No: Age: Work Status: Bank Name
Regards Martinez Leigh